Post by Gossip Goddess on Jul 15, 2011 1:37:52 GMT -5
The Dirt Sheet: Gossip Goddess
[/i][/size][/center][/size]Well, well, well people of the internet. Welcome to my first ever post on ‘The Dirt Sheet’! I’d like to introduce myself, I am the gossip goddess and I will be your eyes and ears into everything that goes on at the little, old school of William McKinley. There is more drama, gossip and scandal here than on any other place in the whole entire world and I think it’s about time the secrets came to the surface. Am I right? If no-one else is going to admit their own mistakes and reveal their secrets, I’m just going to have to do it for them. So, consider me as like a personal investigator. Apart from I follow my own rules and say whatever I want to say. I know who you are, but you don’t know me. I know everything about you, your darkest secrets and your biggest scandals. I know everything that goes on in those small school corridors and guess what? I’m Telling!
It took me a while to decide who my first victims would be, because I have a lot to say and I can only post so many stories pair week. So, here is my first little slice of gossip for you. For my first few blogs I will be posting a little bit about certain members of the New Directions Glee Club, just so you can get to know them a little bit better, aren’t I nice! I hope you enjoy!
Bright as a Blackout
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[/size]Recognize the pretty little blondie up there? I bet all the boys do! That is the familiar face of New Directions member Brittany Susan Pierce. She is notorious for sleeping with virtually everything that moves in McKinley High. Her list of achievements includes every boy, girl and even the janitor. That’s a very nice list Brittany, you should be very proud of yourself. It’s all sunshine and rainbows for you now, isn’t it my dear? If you even know what a rainbow is! It’s nothing new to discover that Brittany is a complete and utter air head. She thinks dolphins are gay sharks and that Dr. Pepper is a dentist. I mean, come on be serious! Can someone really be that stupid, or is she just acting? Well, with me on her tail we’ll soon find out. So, beware Brittany. If you have any secrets, I’d start telling people them now. Otherwise I’ll tell them for you!
New Blood
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[/size]Moving on, meet Max Pennetta! Yep, he’s the newbie here at McKinley high school. He just transferred from Cincinnati with his godparents. Turns out his real parent’s died in a car crash or something like that, poor little Maximilian! I’m sure you’re going to have a very warm welcome to your new school, or not. To be honest, he seems like a vain little prick but who am I to judge? It’s your decision what you think of him. Though, if I were you I wouldn’t trust him. That little man-whore and he calls himself respectful! He dates anything that looks good in a mini-skirt. So, bad look all you little piggies out there; he won’t be interested! I did a little research on him you see, they really should start making it harder to get hold of student information at McKinley. That’s right Max, I know everything and I will spill it all, believe me!
So, that's my first post over with but it's not my last. Beware. I take no prisoners and I see everything.
Until next time,
Gossip Goddess xox
Until next time,
Gossip Goddess xox
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