The Only Closet in the Village

[Dave Karofsky]

and i believe this may call for a proper introduction
David Shawn Karofsky


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So hey my names Dave but you can all call me Karofsky, my mom uses my first name and my dad when his pissed about something. I‘m seventeen and I am a senior at McKinley high, I‘m gay but no one knows that about me yet. Well except for four people who shall remain unnamed. Mainly because I hate one of them, the other is kind of like my crush, the other is my aunt and the other well her name is Santana and she‘s my ex she‘s also kind of a bitch but don’t hold that against her. The lesbian in her makes her kind of cranky, but she helped keep my cover for a little while. Summers in boys and girls and change is in the air, people at McKinley won‘t know what has hit them in September that’s for damn sure. If you are a geek however, then I am going to make damn sure you get dumpster tossed. Just because I am gay doesn’t mean I am one of you.

swear to shake it up
haters haters haters haters haters haters
if you swear to listen
This list is pretty limitless, Dave has made a point of annoying a lot of people and bullying quite a few more besides. So yeah form an orderly line behind Porcelain his first.

oh, we're still so young
friends friends friends friends friends
desperate for attention
This is a limited list to say the very least, the friends he has are close friends and he treats them well. His not really open to new friendships with complete strangers but who knows where the wind will take him this time.

i aim to be your eyes
lovers lovers lovers lovers lovers lovers
trophy boys, trophy wives
His dated numerous girls over the years but he doesn‘t actually have a great track record with love. His gay and he knows it so getting hard for a girl is next to impossible. His looking for that special guy, someone who is worth taking the risk of coming out to his entire family.


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[Quinn Fabray]

quinn + david

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so yeah, like i said on the chatbox i really want to plot these two! i think quinn would probably have a lot of hate for him, since he slushied her all the time and stuff. anyway, yeah so i could see quinn trying her hardest to make his life a misery and like he made her's. thoughts?[/center]

[Rachel Berry]

RACHEL&DAVE
Enemies of course! Though it does seem
that he has been a litter kinder towards
Rachel towards the end of the year. Would
love to thread the two of them at some point
though! =D As long as he comes slushie free..
she's been slushie free for a while and is quite
liking it that way!

[Dave Karofsky]

Dave & Quinn:

I can see her outting him if she ever gets hold of the information, he helped to bring her down two or three pegs during her pregnancy. If he gets a clue she could start some vicious rumours about him and so on, the love hate bond has been formed.

[Quinn Fabray]

quinn + david

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omg, yes! i can totally see quinn doing that and to be honest, she would probably enjoy watching him fall as far as she did (: love the idea![/center]

[Dave Karofsky]

Dave & Rachel:

Yeap definitely, the two of them would be good to thread together.

Dave & Quinn:

Yes if she can find out by catching him red handed in activities that people would frown upon for a straight guy.

[Quinn Fabray]

quinn + david

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i could definatley see that happening (: wanna thread them?[/center]

[rob]

Kurt&Karofsky.

Kurt and Karofsky have history, to say the least. I think Kurt really wants to help him come out, but he doesn't seem like he wants Kurt's help and he feels like he can do it on his own. I'd like to explore helping him, but in no way shape or form will there be romance on Kurt's end.

[Skylar Black]

Kurtofsky:

Yeah no I can't see thesse two together, Dave might be willing to let Kurt help him if Kurt handles it right. Kurts way to obvious about his sexuality, out and proud covers him. Dave's not going to be crazy about being seen constantly in his presence.

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[Santana Lopez]

S A N T A N A & K A R O F S K Y

Santana knows his secret along with Kurt, however Karofsky knows that Santana is relentless and will dangle his sexuality over his head. They know each other's secret, but Santana knows she has a lot less to lose than the football player does. They're not going to be too happy about each other in New Directions.

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[Skylar Black]

Dave & Santana:

Two of the most feared seniors in school, I'd say that have quite a bit to lose. Dave's got a lot to lose for damn sure, but he can damage Santana... he knows that she is one a lesbian and two she happens to be crazy about Brittany and he'll have absolutely no issue with outting the pair of them publicly. Now while San isn't dating any one right brit is... so maybe we need to get brit in here to work out a big plot... i can see him getting black mailed from three sides.

[Max Pennetta]

Blaine & Dave
Blaine feels a mix of pity and dislike for Dave. On
one hand, he certainly sympathizes with having
insecurities over coming out. On the other hand
he doesn't appreciate the comments Dave has
made about him, and particularly Kurt. He is a
little skeptical of Dave's new-found ways and the
Bully-Whips.

Dave & Max
Both of them are pretty head strong, so I could
see them butting heads more often than not. Both
are on the football team, so they would certainly be
familiar with each other. Max is looking to date Quinn
so he could sort of play into that somehow. He would
not really agree with Quinn outing him, though.

[Greg Meyers]

Dave & Greg

Greg would really be not trusting of Dave, it seems like too much of a good thing that someone would change that quickly. And being somewhat a newbie, Greg could have had a run in with him before the whole "turning over a new leaf" situation.

[Skylar Black]

Dave & Greg:

Yeah Dave gives every one a hard time, it doesn't really matter if their new or not. If he joined ND before Dave then his had a slushie facial or two.

[Addison James]

Addison & Dave



Would it be a surprise to anyone that Addison wouldn't like or trust Dave no matter what? I can imagine that even before Addie joined New Directions, she would have been one of his targets? If not, she would have seen how he treated everyone else. If she were to learn that he was gay, that wouldn't change a thing about the way she felt about him, except that she might feel a little sorry for him. But as long as she doesn't know, she isn't going to like him much, and might actually be a little worried around him. But they are both going to be in New Directions, so that's going to be a little weird!